Poop Prank

After Laura got all the kids off to school, she was enjoying a nice quiet house.  As she went into the bathroom...she couldn't believe her eyes.... "you have got to be kidding me" escaped her lips as she saw a piece of poop on the bathroom floor, right next to the toilet.  All my kids are old enough to use the toilet...this is ridiculous.  As Laura fumed about the "incident" that some child had so nicely left her....she grabbed a wad of toilet paper and proceeded to pick it up.  Upon closer inspection...(yes, Laura sniffed the poop) she realized it wasn't what she thought it was...this was a piece of putty shaped like a poop.  Laura then couldn't contain herself and was laughing hysterically.  And then came the real question... did one of her children intentionally shape this putty like poop and then strategically place it in the bathroom next to the toilet?  or was this simply a child who was playing with putty, had to use the bathroom, but it down and then forgot to pick it back up and it just so happened to have the shape of poop?  Laura was unsure....so she decided to find out!

First child home... CJ.  CJ usually comes home and B-lines for the bathroom...perfect!  Well, today, when he got home, he wasn't alone.  Dallin Christensen came home with him....and as it turns out, Dallin used the main bathroom and CJ went upstairs.  Oh well, Laura decided to follow through with her plans anyway.  Poor Dallin.

When the boys went back into the kitchen after using the bathrooms, Laura quietly goes and gets the "poop putty" and places it back on the floor next to the toilet.  Then, calls the boys over to the bathroom, saying "Um..boys, we have a problem" and then let them look in and see the poop.   Laura follows up with "that wasn't there before...what's going on?"  CJ eyes wide, looks at Dallin who used the bathroom... Dallin is beside himself and awestruck and doesn't know what to say..."umm.. umm...umm...."  Laura couldn't stand it any longer - so she bends down picks up the poop and throws it at the boys while laughing...

Laura then tells the boys.."It's putty!!!  Shaped liked poop"  "Someone left it by the toilet this morning...I don't know who it is...."  

We were all busting up laughing and laughed until we cried.  Dallin was a good sport.  I told him I was sorry he was the one that used the bathroom... I was hoping CJ would use it first, but had to do it anyway!

It will be a good story for years to come!!!

**Laura then put the putty poop on the dryer and forgot about it.  Until...Laura was telling Clay all about the "incident" and when she got to the part when she said she doesn't know where it came from, Aparri chimed in with, "Oh, that was me!  I thought it would be funny!!"  And there ya go - mystery solved... Aparri was the mastermind behind the Poop Prank!  Well played Aparri...well played.